My Siblings
6 years ago
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
You Can't Make This Stuff Up
These "Hot Dance" instructions were for the Dance-Dance-Revolution Game we bought for our dear old departed PlayStation several years ago. I've highlighted the highlights, but there are gems throughout (you can click on it to get a full size version if it is hard to read).
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That is some really bad English!
Must have been a foreigner wrote it, think?
I'd tried to get a link to work but couldn't. Check out the warnings at the bottom:
http://www.antennasdirect.com/pdf/generic_instructions.pdf
I'll save you from having to click on Carl's link:
WARNING
Do not attempt to install if drunk, pregnant or both.
Do not eat antenna.
Do not throw antenna at spouse.
That looks like something put in there to see if it would get spotted. On the sub we used to sneak rediculous measurements into our reports to see if the officer of the watch was really paying attention.
It's too bad you can't use it outdoors or in other occasion.
Sounds like Kevin-the-Nigerian-Scotsman took up technical writing.
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